allyoubeautifulfreaks:

the key to friendship is caps lock

HAHAHAHA YES >:DDD YOU AND I KNOW THIS

I love this book <3 

I think she’s sort of my idol. In some ways anyway, she’s a pretty cool inspiration.

@emjang: LOL DUDE THAT’S WHY I REMEMBERED IT TOOOO :DDD

staypozitive:

• Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
• Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out. 
• Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the dang hat.
• Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
• Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
• If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 
• Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.
• Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 
• Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 
• Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
• Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
• If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the you know what out of him. Maybe not literally, but do what it takes to make it stop.
• If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
• Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back. 
• Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
• You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 
• Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.
• If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
• If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you better be introducing her as your girlfriend. 
• Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
• If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
• Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
• Memorize their birthdays for goodness sakes. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life. 
• Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
• Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. 
• If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. 
• After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

LOOOOL dude, sorry I really don’t agree with plenty of these. You can’t have this specific a set of guidelines for all girls =__________= silly person who wrote this.

And it is a useful skill.

The time you take to respond is often the inverse of how much you like the person. or that’s what it seems like anyway. so thanks for all the nonexistent love. i’ve frikkin told you about this before too. but whoops, forgot to answer that. it’s keh i dun curr. well forget you then. reciprocity comes to mind. yeah sure you were tired. that’s what you said a minute before i responded. and then had to wait over an hour before texting you again to get an answer to my question. dammit i’m too nice/forgiving/a pushover. if you don’t want to put your part in, then dammit i won’t either. this isn’t going to be a one way deal. i know you get plenty of love from hecka people, but that doesn’t mean you brush me off/take me for granted/forget about me. you remember the last time you did that to someone what happened. that’s right, you screwed everyone else over. you do your part or i won’t do mine (oh wait that means this is basically over then cus i’m the only one who does it anyway). 

peggster:

perhaps

loool one of my few reblogs. but this is particularly fitting for what i was feeling for a bit of today. ah well.

I try my best to reciprocate. Initially, I start off responding quickly, and I’ll try to give you all I have. Then I try to gauge how much you give me, and try to match it. Usually, I go for a best-case scenario and actually probably respond faster than you or care more about you or in general try to give more, just in case it’ll help. But yeah sooo if I end up responding slowly/coming off like I’m not caring as much, it could easily be that yeah I had something else to do, but it could also be me trying to match your tempo. So, I suppose if you want something to change, go for it and try to change it up, I’ll try to keep pace. That’s what I do sometimes when I want to, speed it up a little or slow it down. If it doesn’t change you much, then I usually go back. Anyway, just a little explanation of the way some part of my mind works. Or tries to anyway :]

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They make life special. Like the bench. And the windy path. And that light, that even though it gave off the coolest color of light, still seemed the liveliest because of its mystery (Spirited Away-style?) It’s the bridge, and Exit 12. And the birdies flapping away like crazy on a small road. And slippers flying through the air. And that mountain/hill, and the lights. The mounds that mark graves. The exact center, where symmetry confuses you, and we stand exactly opposite, making symmetry of our own. Bop on the nose. Baaabies. Going exploring and adventuring. Let’s not forget.

Oh and to add on, there’s michelle, of course. And thy knavery. Others I suppose would be the secret personas with that grapes o’ wrath kinda talk, lahk them okies. beeee (lucky/mine?) And turtles and quails. 

ohmyjessicaa:

When you text slow, this is what goes on in my mind:

• You’re busy

• You’re too cool to talk to me

• You’re talking to other people

• Wow, am I that boring?

• I feel like I’m not good enough for you.

• Should I text someone else that actually can keep a conversation going?

• I’m too clingy.

• Please, text me back

• How much longer are you gonna keep me waiting?

Oh dear, yes. Sadly, true but often enough I realize my silliness. Which usually makes it better :]